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Questions, anyone?   Multi-fandom blog by a layabout who has way too much time in her hands. Expect randomness, bad grammar and fangirling.

The Zodiac Temperament

Capricorn:wow you pissed me off so I'm going to sulk in silence and snap if spoken to
Aquarius:YOU MADE ME UPSET IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /melts into a dramatic heap
Pisces:I'M GONNA FUCKING THROW THINGS. LIKE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM. YOU HAVE -EVER- SEEN.
Aries:WOW I'M SO MAD for like a second. What's for dinner?
Taurus:BRB SMASHING HEADLONG THROUGH A WALL TO KILL YOU
Gemini:Oh, I'm not mad. Wait. YES I FUCKING AM. Okay maybe not. BUT THEN AGAIN--
Cancer:...oh. I'm angry. But you'll never know. Tillit'stoolate. Cookie?
Leo:/INDISCERNIBLE NOISES OF RAGE
Virgo:how could you do this to me. how. HOW??? Get out of my life. No wait baby come back...
Libra:Passively plotting your demise.
Scorpio:This'll only sting for a second. Unlike my wounds which'll bleed FOREVER and you'll never hear the end of it. WHIIIINE
Sagittarius:I have to leave before I kill someone. Bye!
— 11 months ago with 82464 notes
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